Yvonne this is the response from Gael. Isn't it the best... ~ K
From: "GaelMcGear@aol.com" <gaelmcgear@aol.com> To: sevenwildwayup@yahoo.com Sent: Tue, February 2, 2010 7:30:09 PM Subject: Re: Queer Theories
You might need this:
The 12 Steps
I am a Queeraholic
1. We admit that we are powerless over Brian and Justin. That our lives have become unmanageable without the fix of watching,reading about, and imagining these two beautiful men having sex in every orifice, on every surface, wearing every possible type of clothing but preferrable none at all, and every conceivable time period.
2. We came to believe that only a Power greater than ourselves -- like the Power Company, Showtime, or an angry husband/lover/parents/ children/boss -- could restore us to mundane sanity. Not that we want that. But that's the problem, right?
3. We made a decision to turn ourselves over to the care of a Higher Power as we know him/her. Preferrably one 6 ft. 3, 9 inches, cut. Or else one with a long-run fanfic series that we can't stop reading.
4. We have made a searching and fearless moral inventory or ourselves -- and organized our fics in the way most conducive to finding all the really hot parts.
5. We have admitted to our Higher Power, to ourselves, to our significant other, our boss, our mother, our best friend, our beta, and the person whose laser printer we have been using to print out fics the exact nature of our wrongs.
6. We are really, really ready to have our Higher Power remove all these defects of character -- right after we finish reading this next chapter.
7. We humbly ask Brian -- I mean, our Higher Power -- to remove these shortcomings. Also for Him to remove all those constricting clothes.
8. We have made a list of all persons we have harmed, bothered, bugged, asked to make tape copies, arrived at their house at 10:00 on Sundays just because they have Showtime, took over their computer, or refused to make dinner because someone was posting a new section right at that minute -- and we will make amends to them all. As soon as we can.
9. Made direct amends to such people whenever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others or would get in the way of watching the show or getting our hands on that new chapter.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were missing a chapter or skipped "Nowhere Man" admitted it, went back, and corrected the situation.
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with our Higher Power, praying that we know fully, deeply, in complete detail, with photos of positions, close-ups of body parts, and especially those green eyes -- that we may know His will for us and that we have the power to carry out that will. And we will!
12. Having had an awakening as a result of these Steps, we will carry the message to others and practice our obsession with Brian and Justin in all of our affairs. All the time. Whenever we can get it. I mean that!
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Date: 2010-02-03 01:41 am (UTC)From: "GaelMcGear@aol.com" <gaelmcgear@aol.com>
To: sevenwildwayup@yahoo.com
Sent: Tue, February 2, 2010 7:30:09 PM
Subject: Re: Queer Theories
You might need this:
The 12 Steps
I am a Queeraholic
1. We admit that we are powerless over Brian and Justin. That our lives have become unmanageable without the fix of watching,reading about, and imagining these two beautiful men having sex in every orifice, on every surface, wearing every possible type of clothing but preferrable none at all, and every conceivable time period.
2. We came to believe that only a Power greater than ourselves -- like the Power Company, Showtime, or an angry husband/lover/parents/
children/boss -- could restore us to mundane sanity. Not that we want that. But that's the problem, right?
3. We made a decision to turn ourselves over to the care of a Higher Power as we know him/her. Preferrably one 6 ft. 3, 9 inches, cut. Or else one with a long-run fanfic series that we can't stop reading.
4. We have made a searching and fearless moral inventory or ourselves -- and organized our fics in the way most conducive to finding all the really hot parts.
5. We have admitted to our Higher Power, to ourselves, to our significant other, our boss, our mother, our best friend, our beta, and the person whose laser printer we have been using to
print out fics the exact nature of our wrongs.
6. We are really, really ready to have our Higher Power remove all these defects of character -- right after we finish reading this next chapter.
7. We humbly ask Brian -- I mean, our Higher Power -- to remove these shortcomings. Also for Him to remove all those constricting clothes.
8. We have made a list of all persons we have harmed, bothered, bugged, asked to make tape copies, arrived at their house at 10:00 on Sundays just because they have Showtime, took over
their computer, or refused to make dinner because someone was posting a new section right at that minute -- and we will make amends to them all. As soon as we can.
9. Made direct amends to such people whenever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others or would get in the way of watching the show or getting our hands on that new chapter.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were missing a chapter or skipped "Nowhere Man" admitted it, went back, and corrected the situation.
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with our Higher Power, praying that we know fully, deeply, in complete detail, with photos of positions, close-ups of body parts, and especially those
green eyes -- that we may know His will for us and that we have the power to carry out that will. And we will!
12. Having had an awakening as a result of these Steps, we will carry the message to others and practice our obsession with Brian and Justin in all of our affairs. All the time. Whenever we can get it. I mean that!